I'll say a capo, a lemonade, a dollar-fifty
a big bathtub, prosthetic feet, Diana Ross' role in Mahogany
So I can hang out with Billy Dee Williams, and he can hang out with me
pizza, love, and homony, grits, peach pits, and songs to sing
more accountability, so I can't get away with being mean
shooting stars, dungarees, band-aids on both of my knees
a big old house high in the trees, a little shack down by the beach
a motorhome with golden keys, an A+ in geography
and lots of time to think
I need more time to think....
Actually, that's about all I've had today. Sometimes when I have too much think time my thoughts become random and disoriented, and I can't remember how I got to each one. I think the stress of working/moving/being totally broke may be getting to me a little. But instead of worrying about all that, I find myself preoccupied pondering over... other...... things..... and stuff...................
Fuck Wheat Thins. They trick you into thinking they're healthy, but those bitches have 140 calories per 16 cracker serving, and 230mg of sodium! But you look at the box and you're like "Hm. Wheat Thins. Sweet. I'll munch on these whenever because they have the words 'Wheat' and 'Thin' in their title". Clever, Nabisco. Clever.
Sometimes I think I'm lonely and I'd like to find some nice fella to spend a little snuggle time with, but then I remember about how men tend to complicate my life right when I'm in a good place, and then I think....Maybe I'm not that lonely. 
I can turn a cartwheel like no one's business....
I think I'll always miss cigarrettes. I'm a smoker deep down in my soul. 
This is what I looked like today when I saw that there was hardly any everything on my so-called "everything bagel".I'm having kind of a weird day.
Anywho. I'm gonna go run up and down the stairs a few times. Fucking Wheat Thins.
My first time here. Thanks for coming over and leaving me your link (i.e. you following me? huh, huh, huh?!!) LOL!
ReplyDeleteAs such, I will def repay you in kind! You are a funny, funny girl. You had me from the word "fuck." Love a girl who's not afraid to use the word....my favorite word. *sigh* yeah, i've a webster mind with the language of a truck driver much to the disappointment of my Beloved.
Loved this post and can I say I totally agree on the misrepresentation of wheat "thins." seriously, how stupid do these companies think we are? Well from conversations I've had with some colleagues/friends who fall for every advertising gimmick out there (fat-free is another oxymoronic food product), apparently a study has been made and they are at fault!
Btw, I love your little human with the fur coat, Ivy Mae. I've two little raggamuffins of my own at home. They swear they're human and I'm just waiting for the day they actually talk so I can quit my job and take that show on the road!