Sometimes when I see people jaywalking accross a street I'm driving on, the thought crosses my mind that I should teach them a lesson... Like speed up til I get really close to them and scare the shit out of them. I mean, if it's someone who's made sure they won't interfere with traffic, and they scurry accross the street pretty quickly then thats OK. But it's those asshole nonchalant WALKERS, with that smug look on their face like "I'm special.... Not only so special I don't have use the crosswalk at the end of the block, but I'm SO special I'm POSITIVE every driver is happy to slow down for me." Oh, your day will come, leisurely strolling/gangsta limping/gigantic morbidly obese jaywalker. Maybe I'm not crazy or angry enough to give you what you deserve, but someone is. And I hope THAT someone is driving a BUS.
HELL YES.
i don't jaywalk. i never jaywalk.
ReplyDeleteoh except last week, i jaywalked.
but really fast though.